No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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