i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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