He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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