Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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