Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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