8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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