I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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