Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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