whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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