Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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