Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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