No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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