I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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