I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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