and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
