If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
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