i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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