so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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