Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
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.......Is that how you look for porn?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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