doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sext me about skeletons
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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