I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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