I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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