I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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