she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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