Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
there is puke in my bra ... again
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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