It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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