Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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