so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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