btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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