I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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