I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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