i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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