After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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