i permit you to call me
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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