I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It was confusing and full of hummus
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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