IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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