thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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