you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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