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neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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