Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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