he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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