But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
the day after is always just damage control
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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