I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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