dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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