why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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