lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i came on her dog
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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