Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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