Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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