You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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