UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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