I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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