I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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